[at a near whisper] Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. [Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.] A-B-C. Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?! Trailrunner7 writes: Robocalls are among the more annoying modern inventions, and consumers and businesses have tried just about every strategy for defeating them over the years, with little success.But one man has come up with a bot of his own that sends robocallers into a maddening hall of mirrors designed to frustrate them into surrender.The bot is called the Jolly Roger Telephone Company, and it's the work of Roger Anderson, a veteran of the phone industry himself who had grown tired of the repeated harassment from telemarketers and robocallers.Anderson started out by building a system that sat in front of his home landlines and would tell human callers to press a key to ring through to his actual phone line; robocallers were routed directly to an answering system. Blake: You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is you're fired.
You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going out! PITTSBURGH—Calling it a perfect way to rapidly replenish essential nutrients after an intense workout, Heinz on Wednesday introduced a new quick-recovery sports ketchup to their line of food products. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it! OAKBROOK TERRACE, IL—In an effort to provide customers with the most affordable and convenient sexually explicit entertainment, Redbox on Friday debuted a new touchscreen on the back side of the automated kiosk for renting pornographic features. They don't tell me what to invent I tell them. You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an ,000 BMW. [to everyone again] Because only one thing counts in this life! OR it's about telling your relatives that yes, Aunt Helen, you ARE happy being single at almost 30, thank you for asking.