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I don't know how they do it, they make it look so hard." Carmen Lynch "I have hay fever.

Edinburgh Fringe audiences are currently roaring with laughter at some of the best stand-ups in the business - but who says only those north of the border should get all the LOLs?

If you're not making a trip to the mammoth cultural jamboree but are in need of a chuckle, we've rounded up this year's best one-liners, covering everything from Trump to taxidermy. Because who can afford a TV License and heating." Aatif Nawaz "I get so annoyed when people serving me in fast food places are as slow as I would be if I worked there." Pierre Novellie "So no one turned up to the first meeting of my Sarcasm Club - despite loads of people saying how much they were looking forward to it." Milton Jones "What do you get if you catch two thieves?

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